ALIVE09

Okay let me set the scene,
1002 people (I know this because I stole the clicker thingy)
1000 of them christens,
Me and Sam dancing and singing along to the first three songs
We try and walk outside cause its so damn hot inside
But no, we are ushered back in.
We are forced to sit down at the back of the hall,
We are at Barker hall by the way
This Ranga takes the stage...
And as if that wasn’t bad enough
He starts going on about how chains are Satan
And how god has a message for us all
Fyi the message is;
I DONT EXIST
He is going on and on about how he brought us here
And during this time,
Me, naming myself Satan,
Has been bagging out the Ranga and his belief system.
He said, and I quote “he knows all the aspects of your body”
God is meant to be your father right?
Correct me if I’m wrong but that’s a tad creepy don’t you think?
Anyways he goes ON and ON and ON about this so called ‘god’
For TWO AND A HALF HOURS
When we were finally let outside
There were two guys with
“I <3 BBK”
Written on their tops,
Sam walked over and politely asked
“What’s your top say?”
They replayed like we were thickoes and said “I <3 BBK”
So I asked “what’s BBK stand for”
They replied
“Oh it’s our scripture group at school”
The tone of my reply was one of a child that had just found out their mother is a lesbian
“Oh... Fun...”
And as I walked away I turned to Sam and said
“Maybe I should have sounded a little more enthusiastic”

On the plus side,
There were jumping castles. (:


Oh and for all you lovers out there,
Me and Sammy are planning on Podcasts.